I'M so screwed.

I'm fucked P2p, My girlfriend is 15 and I'm 50 (her parents think I'm 17). I don't have a job. We've been dating for a few months now, but before that we just got high a lot, made out a lot and had a lot of casual sex. We've been having sex every day (multiple times) for about 2 weeks, while under the influence of a plethora of drugs (Coke, X, Shrooms, Adderall, Oxy, Codiene, etc). So yesterday she calls me up, quite obviously acting as if something were wrong and asks to come over to my place. I find out she's pregnant... and she's been hiding it from me for about a month. "How long have you known you were pregnant?" I asked. "About 5 weeks" she said. How she was able to hide this from me for so long I do not know. Not knowing any better I instantly stood up and started bitching and screaming. I then turn to the kitchen to grab a beer, she says to me "If you leave me ...I'm going to kill myself." She then showed me her wrists, which she had slashed about a few hours earlier and said "SEE!". Suddenly I realize that I don't want to be dating her anymore, accompanied by a strange feeling of awkwardness. I said "Listen... just spend the night and we'll talk things over in the morning".

So I wake up in the morning and walk into the kitchen. Erica is sitting there at the table having a bowl of cereal. "So... are you ready to talk about this?" "Yes" she says. "Just a minute, I've got to take a piss." So, I come back into the kitchen and I'm looking through the cupboards.

"Where are the Corn Pops?"

"Sorry"

She ate ALL my Kellogs Corn Pops.

"How could you!?"

Those pops taste like sweet popcorn and she ate the LAST bowlful.

OMG That this is such a random post!!! But whatever! Goodluck with your problem.

lmao gl bro

ROFL R u kiddin? to some ppl wat u did is rape good luck bein a daddy..if u live long enough to b a father after telling her parents..jk but good luck tho

P.S: having unprotected sex..*tisk tisk* mommy should have taught u better..but we all make mistakes..i hate wen ppl finish my corn pops too

LOL

den 685 wrote:ROFL R u kiddin? to some ppl wat u did is rape good luck bein a daddy..if u live long enough to b a father after telling her parents..jk but good luck tho

P.S: having unprotected sex..*tisk tisk* mommy should have taught u better..but we all make mistakes..i hate wen ppl finish my corn pops too

That is ubber funny!!!

lmafoo

gl with tht....ur screwed

instead of saying hes screwed give him some help
1. are you really 50? if so wtf?
2.Get a job if anything happens you will be financially set to help
3. do you want a kid? if you dont then consider adoption if you both agree.
4. Talk to somebody it helps a lot tbh
5. have sex with her again to calm her nerves and USE A CONDOM! christ spending 2.50 for a nice fuck is what i do all the time you shouldnt refrain from it
6.get a legal girlfriend ffs
GL hope i helped.

dude its a joke. ok? any idiot would know that.

u guys are talkin bout dis in cc right dis very moment 0.0

lol.
duud get an avatar

my avatar is sexy

well Fuck you then, i cant differentiate between sarcasm and reality after a 3 yr old lawsuit for custody over my sister and i

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TROGDOR U...NO WORDS LAWL