Funny Omegle.com Conversations. Teh Stebbiez.

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Stranger: 17 male looking for horny girls to chat in MSN or YAHOO^^...
You: VWOOSH! A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
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You: PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!
You: Go!
You: *PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT*
You: GOOD, THAT HOE GOT KTFO! LET'S ROLL.*WALKS AWAY*
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You: Hai
Stranger: Hi
You: 16/f/gielinor
You: sup?
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: Kree'arra
You: Pronounced with long E
Stranger: I'm André.
You: Oh. Where you from?
Stranger: Brasil
Stranger: you ?
You: I am from Falador, from the land of gielinor.
You: So,what are you doing?
Stranger: I'm talk to you
Stranger: rsrs
You: Ok. i'm training my Agility.
You: My Agility level is 31.
Stranger: hummmm
Stranger: very good
Stranger: congratulations
You: Yes.Want to see my penis?
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Stranger: Hallo, sprechen Sie Deutsch? Or English
You: *SWOOSH* A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: *Abra used teleport*
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Stranger: Heyy heyy!
Stranger: Hola! Bonjour! Buenas Dias! Hello! Namaste! Kan-eech-e-wa!
Stranger: LOL
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: Im Ollie, male engaland
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Stranger: anyone for Pimms?
You: What's Pimms?
You: penis in male mother's socks?
Stranger: its an alcoholic fruit punch so no
You: ooh
You: can you take it up the butt?
Stranger: ill punch you up the butt
You: O RLY?
Stranger: ya rly
You: O RLY?
Stranger: no
You: O RLY?
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You: Pedobear here, howdy.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hows life
You: I'm dead, what would i know
You: i keep dying and respawning at falador =(
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Stranger: i like eating Asian women's shit
You: Howdy HO!
You: Nigga fuck you.
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You: *Rapes
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: Both. nao, can it is be raep time?
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