Silver's avatar made me...

silver good idea you avatar made me have sex with my gf too lmao random idk it got me thinking about role playing one night with her

lmao ^

HellsArmyGod wrote:lmao ^

i was like wow that anime santa giel looks pretty sexy, then i looked at a pic of my gf and was like fuck the anime im getting laid,
2 beers later im like i should call her.
another beer later full convo
Me:Hey im really Horny
Lea:Me too lmao
me:want to do something tonight?
Lea:Like what i really wanted to stay home and watch a movie
Me:I have beer
Lea:hmmmm drink n fink?
Fyi Drink and fink means drink and fuck in ny slang
Me:Ok do you have any more condoms?
Lea:No i forgot to get some last time
Me:ooh ok ill get some more beer in the mean time?
Lea:wait are you getting the condoms?
Me:i guess so since im going to the store yuo want anything?
Lea:Some Lube would be nice last time i was sore
Me:sorry lol
Lea:lmao no prob it was all good anyway im getting birth control soon so we sont have to waste anymore money for condoms.
Me:you sure yuo want to do that, i have no problem buying them.
Lea:yeah i want to when are you coming????
Me:10 minutes?
Lea:Ill be waiting in something nice
Me: :s be there in 10

anyway end of convo got another 12 pack and bought lube and condoms, got laid got crunk and later that night she laughs when she had an orgasm so early
like 4 mins shes like screaming im like wtf? chill out damn
on a side note i made her go 3 times before i went once
Best fuck of my life so far.

nice story lawl....

rofl!!

was funny afterwards i showed her the convo and she was like "wow, im a whore"